Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars eating a kebab illustration

Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars noshes down a kebab

Admiral Ackbar is a hard working fish-man. Plotting the destruction of the Deathstar and the Empire whilst evading the Imperial Fleet is hard, hungry work. So what better to do than when he gets in late of an evening that a nice bit of nosh to finish off the day.

But what does he go for? Findus Crispy Pancakes? Some oxtail soup? A bucket of chicken? None of that shit. When the Admiral gets home and kicks on his slippers, he loves nothing better than a meal straight off the elephants leg with some garlic and chilli sauce.

FACT!*

*probably not a fact



Updated: - written by Ed Clews

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